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 Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side

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PostSubject: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:00 am

1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones'

2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire

3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock

4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave

5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict

6. Kicked in head by bantha

7. To impress the babes

8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name

9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai"

10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan

11. The Dark Side has cookies

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PostSubject: Re: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:05 am

lol... you forgot to mention the Dark Side has cookies!

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PostSubject: Re: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:06 am

lol oh yeah

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PostSubject: Re: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:11 am

I also wanted my voice like Earl Jones.

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PostSubject: Re: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:35 pm

if your voice was like James Earl Jones', that would just be wrong lol

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PostSubject: Re: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:02 am

My voice is a bit like Morgan Freeman.... is my respirator broken?

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