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 Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side

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PostSubject: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   September 6th 2012, 6:00 am

1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones'

2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire

3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock

4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave

5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict

6. Kicked in head by bantha

7. To impress the babes

8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name

9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai"

10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan

11. The Dark Side has cookies

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PostSubject: Re: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   September 6th 2012, 6:05 am

lol... you forgot to mention the Dark Side has cookies!

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PostSubject: Re: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   September 6th 2012, 6:06 am

lol oh yeah

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PostSubject: Re: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   September 20th 2012, 3:11 am

I also wanted my voice like Earl Jones.

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PostSubject: Re: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   September 23rd 2012, 2:35 am

if your voice was like James Earl Jones', that would just be wrong lol

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PostSubject: Re: Top 11 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side   December 15th 2012, 11:02 am

My voice is a bit like Morgan Freeman.... is my respirator broken?

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