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-[DE]-Revan
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PostSubject: Alright, where gonna make a story awight?   Alright, where gonna make a story awight? I_icon_minitimeAugust 15th 2009, 2:24 am

There once was a man named John. One day John went to the store and...
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got attacked by six black ninjas
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PostSubject: Re: Alright, where gonna make a story awight?   Alright, where gonna make a story awight? I_icon_minitimeAugust 15th 2009, 5:33 pm

Then John busted out some uber ninja moves and pwned the black ninjas, then...
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PostSubject: Re: Alright, where gonna make a story awight?   Alright, where gonna make a story awight? I_icon_minitimeAugust 15th 2009, 5:47 pm

the black ninjas transformed into one GIANT NINJA named Optimus Black...
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PostSubject: Re: Alright, where gonna make a story awight?   Alright, where gonna make a story awight? I_icon_minitimeAugust 15th 2009, 5:54 pm

John was totally like WTF?! and Chuck Norris came 'n pwned Optimus Black
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After Chuck Norris's devastating round house kick to Optimus Black which destroyed him from existance. He turned to face John and said.......
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FAAALLLCCONNN PUNCH! *WAPOW!*
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then a portal opened unleashing Scorpion and Sub Zero from the realm of Outworld. Chuck Norris was caught off guard and was struck by Scorpions spear. "GET OVER HERE, Off your rear, get me a bear cause you look like a queer!"
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Then Jedi Master Caboose came and threw a lightsaber at Scorpion and said, "This is for not wraping your willy, silly!"
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then it was settled, 2 vs 2 death match with John as ref. Scorpion and Sub Zero vs. Caboose and Chuck...

ROUND 1... Fight Very Happy
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Caboose said "Narly dudes, I get to pwn some Scorpion arse!" And pulled his lightsaber back in an uber stance while Chuck Norris pulled out some num chucks and swung them around like a drunken PH00!
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then John woke up and was like WTF... I still have to go to the store. On his way to the store he was approached by 6.... black........NINJAS!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Alright, where gonna make a story awight?   Alright, where gonna make a story awight? I_icon_minitimeAugust 15th 2009, 6:18 pm

Except this time, they weren't 6 black ninjas, but a bunch of kids in ninja costumes on holloween
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then he woke up again lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Alright, where gonna make a story awight?   Alright, where gonna make a story awight? I_icon_minitimeAugust 15th 2009, 6:21 pm

And John said, "What...the...fucking...GAHAHHAHH!" and pulled out a lightsaber from under his bed as the Death Star was about to destroy San Franisco, Then...

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as john hurried outside he accidentally throw a red shirt on. When he got outside the death star could be seen in the sky.. but a car of Crypts drove by and shot John thinking he was a blood..........
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Then John woke up again and said, "UGGHH!!! ughh what?! God Damn IT!! I STILL NEED TO GET SOME GOD DAMN MILK FROM THE STORE!!", John laid back down again and...
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Final got up to get changed and saw Good old Caboose in his living room... wearing a suit Shocked
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AHHHHHHHHHH MOTHER LAND!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Alright, where gonna make a story awight?   Alright, where gonna make a story awight? I_icon_minitimeAugust 20th 2009, 2:33 am

Darth Apocalypse wrote:
then a portal opened unleashing Scorpion and Sub Zero from the realm of Outworld. Chuck Norris was caught off guard and was struck by Scorpions spear. "GET OVER HERE, Off your rear, get me a bear cause you look like a queer!"


hahahahahaha
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LOL

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lol you guys make me laugh
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why..
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