Alright, where gonna make a story awight?

First topic message reminder :

There once was a man named John. One day John went to the store and...

then a nuke fell down and pwned both of their gayness. then Lord Gawer triumphed. SEIG HEIL

I deleted that disgusting post, keep these forums appropriate with language and pictures alright?

Thanks you.

LOL my bad , k ill start a bettah one......


One day a Ninja Named Hue Wacka Chacka Chingchong was training in his back yard for the up coming Marshal arts tourny................

and then Lord Gawer descended from heaven and pwnt him with a mind bomb. The End

Then.. Jackie Chan was minding his own business because after all he is the nicest guy and yet everybody wants to mess with him. Only practicing how to beat the sh1t out of people and breaking necks for exercise, when a group of guys came out, "HEY! Whats that noise?" the guy said in the group.

"I am breathing, leave me alone."

"get him!"

*punch* *kick* *pan* *slap* *elephant roar* *cat screaming* *punch* *pan*

Then came John walking to the store to get some milk with Master Caboose, when suddenly Jackie Chan started busting out some nitro-chinese moves. Master Caboose had warned him repeatedly to not be silly and wrap his willy, but he didn't listen. Then John woke up again utterly disgusted and decided to finally get up for real and walk to the f'in store to get some milk... and?

Then.. Jackie Chan was minding his own business because after all he is the nicest guy and yet everybody wants to mess with him. Only practicing how to beat the sh1t out of people and breaking necks for exercise, when a group of guys came out, "HEY! Whats that!?" the guy said in the group.

"I eat Banana, leave me alone."

"get him!"

*punch to groin* *slap across face* *punch* *head butt*

i like this story.