Nienna Nolatari -[M]- Minion
Posts : 99 Join date : 2011-03-19 Age : 34 Location : Sun City, CA Reputation : 3
| Subject: You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If... September 6th 2012, 6:02 am | |
| * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
* You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
* Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master".
* You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.
* You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.
* Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.
* If you hear ... "Billy Bob, I am your father ... AND your uncle!" | |
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Ðarth Apocalypse Dark Lord
Posts : 1438 Join date : 2009-08-05 Location : California, U.S. Reputation : 68
| Subject: Re: You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If... September 6th 2012, 6:24 am | |
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Nienna Nolatari -[M]- Minion
Posts : 99 Join date : 2011-03-19 Age : 34 Location : Sun City, CA Reputation : 3
| Subject: Re: You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If... September 23rd 2012, 2:39 am | |
| lol you are too in my opinion! | |
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Empari Sith Knight
Posts : 200 Join date : 2011-03-13 Age : 25 Location : Ciutric IV Reputation : 9
| Subject: Re: You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If... November 5th 2012, 9:45 pm | |
| Lol, light saber rack is my favorite. | |
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